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The Revolution Begins!

And the masses rejoice,...

Created on 2003-08-25 10:43:31 (#1279908), last updated 2003-10-25

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Name:Ravinella the Rebel
Birthdate:07-07
Location:too small to matter........, Virginia, United States
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What's there to say about me - I'm you average 14 year old girl who wears all black and is obcessed with the Harry Potter books and loves writing fanfiction (I'm also in love with Orlando Bloom and Tom Felton, but I'm told this isn't abnormal either).

The only difference is that I am destined to lead a revolution of today's desensitized youth against the capitalist dictatorship running the country in the grand style of the hippie revolution, though from the looks of it, there will be more drugs and sex. Also, we will have a motto. And it will be a quote from an Eminem song because that is the best repersentation of my generation. It also really pisses off all those senators. Our mascot will the flying hamster of doom who will rain coconuts down on Congress.

Once we have toppled civilization as we know it, the Harry Potter fans, who have by this time become even more rabid than Trekkies, will take over the world. Countries will be devided up by SHIPs. Dual or triple citizenship will be permitted. I myself will reside on the Continent of Slash, in the country of Remus/Sirius. Peace will reign across the earth, until the Harry/Hermione's and the Ron/Hermione's go to war. They are always doing this. But I will restore order because no one can defy the power of the sexy shirt, which has Orlando Bloom as Legolas on it. I can stop people dead in their tracks with this shirt. It will be a relic of my empire, handed down author to author throughout my entire bloodline. Unless the evil washing machine destroys it. Even I cannot hope to defeat the evil washing machine. It is the bane of my existence.

Also, the hamster may eat it. This is the trouble with owning flying hamsters of doom who have a coconut fetish. They tend to eat ancient, powerful relics.

Right......time for some more coffee..... and sugar....lots of sugar....
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